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sexpigeon: Worst gum I’ve ever had, bar none. Tastes like this one hard candy I’ve only ever seen in waiting rooms: a white, cloudy, brick-shaped bar in a clear plastic wrapper. You eat it because you’re bored and nervous. You are paging through an Economist from before the election. The taste of that and of this is toothpaste, vanilla, and somehow your own spit. It’s vile. You were stupid to start chewing it on the train, as now you have a fifteen-minute ride before you can spit it out. The worst. IMPORTANT PSA: THIS GUM IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING.

sexpigeon:

Worst gum I’ve ever had, bar none. Tastes like this one hard candy I’ve only ever seen in waiting rooms: a white, cloudy, brick-shaped bar in a clear plastic wrapper. You eat it because you’re bored and nervous. You are paging through an Economist from before the election. The taste of that and of this is toothpaste, vanilla, and somehow your own spit. It’s vile. You were stupid to start chewing it on the train, as now you have a fifteen-minute ride before you can spit it out. The worst.

IMPORTANT PSA: THIS GUM IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING.

  1. i264 reblogged this from ratsoff and added:
    i love this gum.
  2. its-kristin-bitches reblogged this from ratsoff
  3. sevensixone reblogged this from theawl and added:
    FACT: Any gum with “arctic” or “polar” in its name is irredeemably awful.
  4. letitallbe reblogged this from sexpigeon
  5. ingopixel reblogged this from ratsoff and added:
    I’m just really glad the internet is here for us to discuss the important things.
  6. woodsaddle said: My dad used to buy this when I was in middle school and it is the absolute pits. Exactly how shitty Natural Ice would taste to me four years years later.
  7. kikispizzadeliveryservice reblogged this from stepintheawesomedirection
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  9. justsomeman reblogged this from ratsoff and added:
    I love this gummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  10. simply-christy reblogged this from ratsoff
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  12. ratsoff reblogged this from theawl and added:
    In my experience, this gum actually does the breath-freshening job really well. But every time I chew it, for a split...
  13. titivil reblogged this from theawl and added:
    It doesn’t taste like ice?
  14. artyucko said: status: chewing a japanese gum called “XYLISH”. It comes as loose chiclet-pieces in a plastic box with a special compartment containing little white pieces of paper for proper disposal.