There’s a change.org petition going around that is asking for Comedy Central to give me my own spot after The Daily Show! People keep bringing it up to me and it’s like, a strange thing to ignore (for the sole purpose of being politically correct). SO I want to like, take a moment…
u can see my natural hair r n *(shudders)
it is like, mouse brown, the most boring of all hair colours. but the older i get the more i come to terms with this reality. it sucks cuz most people in my family have either black hair or super blonde hair and yet i am stuck in between. quite a shame.
also notice my soundproofing/ dampening techniques - blankets and cardboard - works very well i can get a very clean vocal take in this room
GRIMES IS MAKING THINGS.
Jimmy (as Tom Petty) joins Stevie Nicks for a live re-creation of her classic 1981 “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” music video.
Hold the fuck up
Wait now suddenly I have to like Jimmy Fallon? Hmm okay.
THE NEW GUYS CANNOT START SOON ENOUGH.
this note went out from the principal of PS 321 in Park Slope. not my kids’ school, but i am so goddamn down with this message. my 3rd grader had her tests this week — no 8 year old should be this stressed out over a wholly irrelevant reading comp test.
Hey babies! Joe and I are back with a hot new Splitsider D&P on Monday with an amazing line-up and a beautiful puppy poster courtesy of Mr. Dan E. Chamberlain. Tickets are $5, so RSVP for yours heeeeere!
Come on out to D&P tonight! We added Ashley Brooke Roberts to the line-up, and she’s just top notch. See you there!